And if you can't be/ With the one you love/Love the one you're with - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
The police blotter contains twisted and strange tales of people who are confused and angry and perhaps drunk.
Or all of the above.
Submitted for your consideration: Authorities responded to a quarrel between a couple arguing about the cost of holiday gifts.
One point of contention led to another during this heated discussion that escalated.
In her anger, the woman revealed that she had cheated on her husband with another man while the husband was serving time in jail. That didn't sit well with the husband, as you might expect.
As this dispute continued, the woman announced that she was leaving her husband for the aforementioned boyfriend.
Fly in the ointment time: the boyfriend was currently in jail at the time, but the woman said she was willing to wait for her boyfriend to complete his two-year stint in jail.
Stand by your man?
Obviously, this woman needs to meet a better class of men, and not just to rely on the county prison Web site to serve as some matchmaking device.