Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves - Bob Seger
Fogged-up windows, apparently, are a giveaway for borderline criminal activity in our fair county.
According to the public records docket, authorities have been kept busy with, well, couples keeping "busy" inside parked autos at the various area parks during the evening hours.
I don't want to start a moral crusade against those who would seek the comfort of others while inside parked motor car in a county park after hours.
Deputies must investigate these incidents in case someone might be in trouble.
What I can't understand, though, is why couples are stunned when confronted by a deputy while the amorous duo are in the heat of passion.
Steamed windows of a car and people in various stages of undress are clear clues.
A shocked couple, upon being approached by a deputy, are left searching for excuses.
Most times, the excuse of "we were just talking" is offered.
Talking? About what? Isis? Deficits?
Are the acoustics better for "talking" in the rear of a vehicle compared to the front seat?
So, young couples, please have a better excuse ready.
Or panhandle in Findlay for money for a hotel room.