To be kind.
Rebecca 2009 will be equipped with patience, acceptance and generosity, and all programming will be geared toward treating others with respect and gentleness. Beloved support technicians will routinely purge her of exasperation, self-righteousness and general snarkiness. (Snarky will go down swinging.)
To be healthy.
Rebecca 2009 will debug her operating system of genetically modified and chemically polluted fuel, and she will regularly visit health care providers to attend to hardware and software. Her system will routinely run programs designed by a fruity little man in satin shorts in order to stay in optimal operating parameters.
To be productive.
Rebecca 2009 will roll out with improved tools to manage her professional and domestic work loads. She might even clear off stacks of newspapers on her desk and mop the kitchen floor on occasion. She will endeavor to contribute to The Courier's mission: to provide accurate and relevant information in a timely manner to inform our communities and protect the public's right to know.