Gift of Ganja

You never give me your money  -  the Beatles

There it was, in black and white.

Can't argue with Ohio Revise Code; lots of people have.

A woman was found guilty of giving the "gift of marijuana."

Perplexed, I contacted a court official who noted that ORC 513.02A prohibits, indeed, offering the gift of weed.

If I am making this up, may I be forced to listen to any Britney Spears' song. 

Imagine the disappointment of children early on Christmas morning, arriving downstairs, only to find an empty box under the Christmas tree.

Sorry kids. Santa was busted over Canton, trying to bring you your ganga.

Somehow, holiday gifts can be scanned at the North Pole and marijuana can be detected prior to delivery.

Is that why Rudolph's nose is so red?

Just when you thought you had the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for relative.

Or that relaxing gift for a friend.

I would like to know where this concept originated.

Did someone on a street corner get caught trying to sell his product to an undercover officer?

No officer, he would declare, this was a gift. Honest.

So much for holiday cheer.

Here are your socks, children.  

 

 

Comments

[Steve Schaadt]

Made me chuckle picturing a trooper field sobriety testing Santa